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TEAM ROSTER
At the Dojo, don't hesitate to ask our names. But if you are too shy, see below for who we are. We always play well with others.
Petra Bonorovsky
#50 The Pod Father
When I have my guys slash your shins, just remember... It's nothing personal. It's just business.
MoSaucy Regertsky
#11 Sauce Morales
I like my rink like I like my nuggs. Dry, smooth, and sauceless.
Boo Harpeeson
#58 The Card Holder
I may look like I don't know what I am doing. But trust me, I have the trump card.
Brian Heevy
#33 The Stoner
I don't know why everyone calls me "Dances With Wolves." I don't even like wolves.
Samuel Rosenbaum
#23 The Scholar
Some say that I am terse and off-putting. But they are wrong. I am just factual.
Carlos B'laké
#69 The Golden Retriever
Hello! How are you! Welcome to our rink! We have been waiting for you and are excited to meet you!
Jessica Alterovskol
#0 The Muscle
I only come out to make sure Dances With Wolves is still alive. And if he is I check him into the boards.
Jaston Legesterov
#7 Injured List
One day soon I might pick back up a stick. But it is time to rest right now.
Justino Hormell
#16 The Sad Panda
I use to hang out at the Dojo all the time. Then my work schedule changed. Now I feel like I will never make it to a scheduled game. :(
Ermanda Ashmond
#4 Not the Nanny
I got all my gear and am ready to play. I just need someone to watch my baby.